I said I can’t right now I’m busy working.
He cracked up laughing that’s a good one
Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” of that joke, titled “Procrastination Paradox”:
Title: Procrastination Paradox
My friend asked me for a reason why I hadn’t started my assignment yet.
I said, “I’m researching the best way to avoid it.”
He burst out laughing, “Perfect! That’s a procrastination expert at work!”
Alright, let’s dissect this workplace humor.
Joke Breakdown:
- Setup: Boss asks for a joke. This creates an expectation of a traditional joke.
- Punchline (Part 1): Employee claims they are too busy working to tell a joke. This subverts the expectation, implying the employee is diligent.
- Punchline (Part 2): The boss laughs, recognizing the employee’s statement as itself a joke, based on the likely low actual work ethic.
Key Elements:
- Irony: The situation is ironic because the employee’s claim of working is likely false and itself funny
- Workplace Dynamics: Relies on the common trope of employees appearing to work hard while perhaps not doing as much as they claim.
Comedic Enrichment:
Okay, here’s an amusing “Did You Know?” that plays off the joke’s theme of perceived vs. actual productivity, turning it into something related, but tangentially funny:
“Did you know that studies have shown that employees who openly complain about being ‘too busy’ are 30% more likely to be surfing cat videos than those who quietly get their work done? It’s like they’re compensating for something… perhaps the lack of actual work.”

