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Busdriver and Priest died. What happened next?

Posted on June 19, 2025 by Joke Poo

A busdriver and a priest die, coincidentally at the same moment, independent from each other. They arrive together at Heaven’s Door. St. Peter says: ‘okay guys, let me get your details’. After he finds the data he says: ‘Yep, I see it, you both lived a good life. Both of you can enter’.

And then to the priest: ‘okay, for you we have a seat at the back of the room, row 954, seat 231’. And speaking to the Busdriver: ‘…And for you sir, a seat on the front row, first class seat, center stage’. The priest is first surprised and then indignant, and says: ‘Hey Peter, what is this? I’m a priest, I was a permanent employee of the Firm, always loyal to the business, and now I have to sit at the back, and he, who was only a Busdriver, gets a first class seat?! That feels very unfair… Are you sure?’
‘Yep, 100%’, Peter answers. ‘You see, during your preaches most people felt asleep. But he (pointing at the driver), on the contrary, while driving, made many, many people praying as if their lifes depend on it!’

Joke Poo: The Accountant and the Comedian

An accountant and a comedian die simultaneously and find themselves at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter consults his ledger. "Alright," he says, "both of you led lives of… varying impact. The rules are, you each get rewarded based on how much joy you brought to others."

He turns to the accountant. "For you, a small, modestly furnished condo on the outskirts of Heaven, overlooking a lovely spreadsheet."

Then, to the comedian, "And for you, sir, a sprawling penthouse suite in the center of Paradise, complete with an endless supply of perfectly ripe avocados and a live-in masseuse."

The accountant, predictably, is outraged. "Wait a minute! I spent my life meticulously managing finances, ensuring the economic stability of families and businesses! He just told silly jokes! How does he deserve a penthouse while I get a condo on the outskirts?"

St. Peter smiles knowingly. "Because," he says, "while you were saving people money, the comedian was making them forget they had any."

Okay, let’s dissect this joke and then sprinkle some comedic fairy dust on it.

Joke Dissection:

  • Core Concept: The humor hinges on the ironic twist of expectations. A priest, traditionally seen as morally superior and closer to God, is relegated to the back, while a bus driver gets the prime spot in Heaven.
  • Setup: The parallel deaths and arrival at Heaven’s Door create a scenario ripe for comparison. St. Peter as the gatekeeper of Heaven provides a logical authority figure to deliver the punchline.
  • Punchline: The reason for the seating arrangement – the bus driver’s ability to inspire fervent prayer compared to the priest’s ability to induce sleep – is unexpected and humorous. It plays on the stereotype of boring sermons and the inherent risks (and therefore prayers) associated with bus travel.
  • Underlying Theme: It subtly questions the true measure of goodness or spiritual impact. Is it formal religious adherence, or the ability to evoke strong emotions (even fear-induced prayer)?

Key Elements:

  • Priest: Representative of organized religion, perceived piety, and potentially dull sermons.
  • Bus Driver: Representative of everyday life, potential danger, and indirectly, a reminder of mortality.
  • Heaven/St. Peter: Representative of divine judgment, but here used for comedic role-reversal.
  • Irony/Unexpected Twist: The heart of the joke, subverting expectations of who "deserves" a better seat in Heaven.
  • Prayer vs. Sleep: The key comparison highlighting the contrasting impact of their lives.

Comedic Enrichment: "Did You Know?" Based Off The joke

Did you know that the "back of the bus" wasn’t always a bad place to be, especially depending on the bus? See, in the early 20th century, the back seats on some open-top double-decker buses were considered the best seats in the house! Passengers back there had an un obstructed view and fresh air – just the perfect seat to doze off in! Though, I bet even St. Peter wouldn’t let you sleep through the Pearly Gates viewing.

Alternatively…

Did you know some studies have found that bus drivers experience high levels of stress due to heavy traffic, tight schedules, and passenger safety? Maybe that’s why they rack up so much prayer points! I bet that’s what makes them deserve front row tickets! They’re probably praying harder than a priest ever has.

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