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Came up with this one while sitting in traffic: What’s a whiskey drinkers favorite car?

Posted on July 22, 2025 by Joke Poo

A subourbon

Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of your whiskey drinker joke, titled “Poo Poo”:

Poo Poo

What’s a plumber’s favorite dessert?

…A choco-late drip!

Okay, let’s break down this joke.

Joke Analysis:

  • Core Punchline: “A Subourbon” is a pun, blending “Subaru” (a car brand) with “Bourbon” (a type of whiskey).
  • Joke Structure: Simple question and answer format.
  • Humor Mechanism: The humor lies in the unexpected pun, the phonetic similarity, and the implied connection between the car brand and the beverage. The joke also works because both elements (cars and whiskey) are common, relatable items.
  • Target Audience: People who are familiar with both cars (specifically Subaru) and whiskey (specifically bourbon).

Key Elements:

  1. Whiskey (Bourbon): An alcoholic beverage, specifically American whiskey made primarily from corn.
  2. Subaru: A Japanese automotive manufacturer known for its all-wheel-drive vehicles.
  3. Pun: The wordplay merging the two elements.

Humorous Enrichment:

Let’s leverage these elements for some new humor:

Option 1: New Joke

Why did the Bourbon-loving Subaru owner get lost?

Because he kept trying to navigate using spirit levels instead of GPS. And he needed a proof reader for the map.

Analysis: This joke builds on the existing premise. It uses the terms “spirit levels” and “proofreader” as a play on words using whiskey terms.

Option 2: Witty Observation:

Did you know that Subarus are particularly popular in states with high bourbon consumption? It’s not just the all-wheel-drive; it’s the understanding that sometimes you need a reliable way to get home safely after, you know, experiencing the local culture. Coincidence? I think not.

Analysis: This combines a (possibly fabricated) observation with dry humor, suggesting a humorous connection between the car brand and a common behavior associated with the beverage.

Option 3: Amusing “Did You Know”:

Did you know that “Bourbon” whiskey is named after Bourbon County, Kentucky? And if Subaru ever makes a limited-edition car for bourbon enthusiasts, it should come with a built-in spill-proof cupholder specifically designed for a rocks glass. Maybe call it the Subaru Outback in ‘Woodford Reserve’ trim.

Analysis: This provides a factual tidbit (the origin of the name “Bourbon”) and then extrapolates it into a humorous, absurd scenario. The specificity of the trim level, “Woodford Reserve”, adds to the humor.

Explanation of why these are funny:

  • Unexpected Connections: These jokes create unexpected links between bourbon, Subarus, and related concepts, leading to humorous incongruity.
  • Playfulness with Language: The jokes continue to use puns and wordplay, which is a primary driver of the original joke’s humor.
  • Relatability: The jokes touch upon common experiences (getting lost, drinking bourbon, driving) making the humor more accessible.
  • Absurdity: Some of the humor comes from exaggerating or creating absurd scenarios.

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