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Posted on July 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

While driving, I swerved to avoid a dog, lost control, and fell into a ditch.

As I crawled out, all dirty and scratched, a beautiful woman stopped her car and asked, “Are you okay?”

“I think so,” I said, trying to stand up.

“Come on,” she said. “My house is nearby. I’m a nurse — I’ll clean you up and check if you’re hurt.”

I said, “That’s really nice, but my wife won’t be happy if I go with you.”

She smiled and said, “Relax. We’ll just make sure you’re okay.”

She was super nice (and honestly, very pretty), so I went. She cleaned my cuts, gave me some juice — best juice I’ve ever had.

But I kept saying, “My wife’s gonna be so mad…”

She laughed, “Don’t worry, she’s at home, right?”

“Uh… no. I think she’s still in the ditch.”

Joke Poo: The Misplaced Package

While working from home, I rushed to answer the door, tripped over the cat, and landed face-first in the azalea bushes.

As I crawled out, covered in dirt and leaves, a very official-looking delivery driver stopped his truck and asked, “Are you expecting a package?”

“I think so,” I mumbled, spitting out a leaf.

“Come on,” he said, “My depot is nearby. I’ve got a hose and a first-aid kit – I’ll clean you up and make sure you’re okay.”

I said, “That’s really nice, but my neighbour won’t be happy if I go with you.”

He raised an eyebrow and said, “Relax. We’ll just make sure you’re fit enough to sign for it.”

He was super professional (and honestly, carrying a really large, heavy box), so I went. He hosed me down, gave me some bandages – best bandages I’ve ever had.

But I kept saying, “My neighbour’s gonna be so mad…”

He chuckled, “Don’t worry, she’s at home, right?”

“Uh… no. I think she’s still holding the package.”

Alright, let’s dissect this joke and then craft a comedic embellishment.

Joke Dissection:

  • Premise: A man crashes his car after swerving to avoid a dog.
  • Setup: A beautiful nurse offers him assistance, seemingly out of kindness. The man expresses concern about his wife’s reaction.
  • Misdirection: The reader assumes the man is worried about the appearance of infidelity or suspicion of being unfaithful by going to the nurse’s house.
  • Punchline: The man’s wife is still literally in the ditch from the car accident.
  • Humor Source: The humor derives from the incongruity between the reader’s (and seemingly the nurse’s) assumption and the actual situation. It’s a classic example of situational irony combined with deadpan delivery. The joke plays on assumptions about marital relationships and perceived guilt.

Key Elements:

  1. Car Accident: The inciting incident, the physical basis for the situation.
  2. The “Good Samaritan” Nurse: An archetype of kindness and helpfulness.
  3. Marital Suspicion (Initial Misdirection): The expectation that the wife’s anger stems from jealousy or infidelity.
  4. The Ditch: The literal location of the wife, and the surprising, neglected aspect of the situation.

Comedic Enrichment:

Now, let’s use these elements to craft a new joke/observation.

Joke Idea:

A man finds himself in a similar car accident scenario as the original joke, with a nurse offering assistance. This time, however, the roles are slightly changed.

A man driving a little too fast swerved to avoid a squirrel, sending his car careening into a ditch. Bruised and shaken, he climbed out, only to be greeted by a kind-looking woman in scrubs.

“Oh dear! Are you alright?” she asked. “I’m a nurse. Let me help you.”

The man hesitated. “Well, that’s awfully nice of you, but… I’m not sure.”

The nurse smiled reassuringly. “Don’t worry, I’m just here to help. Besides, you look like you could use a strong drink.”

The man chuckled. “That I could! But I’m afraid my conscience would get the best of me…”

“Nonsense!” she exclaimed. “One drink wouldn’t hurt. Think of it as medicinal. Plus, It will take your mind off that nagging guilt!”

He finally relented, and they made their way to her house. After downing a glass of whiskey, the nurse helped clean up his wounds. “Better?” she asked.

“Much,” the man replied with a sigh. “It’s just… I can’t shake this feeling. I really should call the police…”

The nurse’s demeanor suddenly changed. “Call the police? Why ever for?”

“Well… I left the squirrel back there, didn’t I?”

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