A non-sequitur is taking a flight from Phoenix to Atlanta with a stopover in Dallas. He’s going for business, to ensure quality of the inventory in the Atlanta warehouse. On the day…
Category: Bartender
2 men are sitting at a bar at the top of a skyscraper.
The first one leans over and says to the other, "You know, there's a real weird thing about this building. If you jump out that window over there, the updraft coming up…
A horse walks into a bar
A horse walks into a bar and sits on a barstool. He sighs. "Bartender, give me something strong. I need to forget my troubles. My wife is sick, the kids won't call…
A Roman legionaire walks into a bar and raises two fingers.
And says to the bartender "5 beers, please". Joke Poo: The Binary Banker A Silicon Valley coder walks into a bank and holds up one finger. The teller, jaded after years of…
A man walks into a bar with a bloody nose…
"What happened to you?" The bartender asks, offering him a napkin. "Do you see me?" The man asks, wiping the blood off. "Of course." The bartender replies. "Well, so did the man…
A sperm donor, a carpenter and Julius Caesar walk into a bar
He came. He saw. He conquered. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” riff on the original: Joke Poo: The Plumber’s Lament A sewer worker, a chef known for soufflés, and the Leaning Tower…
A Horse is watching tv one night…
A Horse is watching tv one night and he turns it to MTV. He sees this pretty good music video of a rock band (this happened a long time ago) and he…
A weasel walks into a bar
“Gosh!” goes the bartender. “I’ve never had a weasel before! What can I get ya?” “Pop” goes the weasel. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” riffing on the weasel joke, titled: Joke Poo:…
A blind man walks into a bar.
And then a table, a chair, and finally a wall. Joke Poo: Title: A Clumsy Magician’s Entrance Joke: A magician walks onto a stage. And then a trap door, a disappearing cabinet,…
A blind guy walked into a bar
He yelled out ow my head! Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version based on the “Blind Guy Walked Into a Bar” joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: A Clumsy Cloud A clumsy…