She walks upto to a bunch of men sitting at the table and raises her arm revealing a hairy armpit and pointing at the men says,"Which one of you is going to…
Category: Bartender
Three Logicians Part Deux
Three logicians enter a bar. Yes, again. The bartender asks, "Would you all like something to drink?". The first logician replies, "No," and the bartender wanders off. "How rude," the first logician…
Three logicians enter a bar. The bartender asks them “Do y’all want something to drink?”
The first logician says "I'm not sure" The second logician says "I'm not sure" The third logician says "Yes." Joke Poo: Three Plumbers Enter a Sewage Treatment Plant Three plumbers enter a…
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A guy is sitting at a bar having a drink, he hears a voice near by, Hey nice hair cut! He turns around but no one is there, then he hears That…
Guy walks into a bar with his emotional support alligator
The bartender says they only allow service animals, not emotional support animals wearing a $25 yellow vest you can buy on Etsy. On top of that, it’s dangerous to others. So the…
What did the shoelace say when it became untied?
Knot again! Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo," titled "The Plumber’s Lament": The Plumber’s Lament What did the toilet say when it overflowed and started spewing sewage? …Oh, crap! Knot…
An A, a C, and an E walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve minors here." Original Joke: An A, a C, and an E walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I’m sorry, we don’t serve minors…
A thesaurus walks into a bar…
A thesaurus strolls into a bar. A thesaurus ambles into a bar. A thesaurus strides into a bar. A thesaurus steps into a bar. A thesaurus jogs into a bar. A thesaurus…
An infinite line of mathematicians walk into a bar…
The first one orders a beer. The second orders 1/2 a beer. The third one orders 1/4 a beer. The bartender quickly catches on, pours two beers and says "You guys need…
Bartender looking at the client’s empty glass in front of him: “Would you like another one?”
“Why would I need another empty glass?”, responded the client. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version, titled: Joke Poo: Programmer’s Predicament Tech Support looking at the programmer’s crashing code on the screen:…