A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre … so he gave it to her. Joke Poo: A Comedian’s Lament A comedian walks into a writers’…
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A horse walks into a bar…
The bartender says, "Hey." The horse says, "Sure." Joke Poo: A Cloud Walks into a Therapy Session A cloud drifts into a therapist’s office… The therapist says, “So, tell me what’s been…
A man is telling jokes in a bar
He says to the bartender: I have a nice joke about blondes, want to hear it? The blonde sittung next to him says: just so you know, I am blonde and also…
A man and his wife visited their doctor for a checkup.
The doctor wanted to examine the old man first. After examining him, the doctor said, "I'm surprised—you're in such excellent health!" The old man replied, "I attribute it to my good and…
Three perfect logicians walk into a bar….
The Bartender asks: "Will you all be having beers?" The first logicians says: "I don't know." The second logicians says: "I don't know." The third logicians says: "Yes." Joke Poo: Three Shy…
A blonde walks into a bar.
She orders a drink just as the bartender turns on the TV. The news is on and says six Brazilian soccer players die in a plane crash. The blonde looks like she…
I was misbehaving in class one day, and was sent out of the classroom to the Headmaster’s office.
He said to me “This is the 4th time this week! We’re going to have to take this further. I’m going to call your father and ask him to come down so…
An alcoholic read an article on the dangers of drinking alcohol and decided it was finally time to quit…
…reading for good. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” take on the original: Joke Poo: The Compost King A gardener, obsessed with the perfect rose bloom, read an article on the benefits of…
A man goes in for a checkup and afterwards the doctor comes in and somberly tells him that his kidneys are failing.
The man cheerfully replies “That’s okay, I’m 41. I should be getting my adult knees any day now!” Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the original kidney joke:…
Sheryl Crow and Russell Crowe walk into a bar.
Bartender calls 911 to report an attempted murder. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” riffing on the Sheryl Crow/Russell Crowe joke: Joke Poo: Elon’s Landing Elon Musk and Keanu Reeves…