He spotted a woman ahead and asked, “Excuse me, could you help me? I’m not sure what hole I’m on.” She smiled politely and said, “You’re one hole behind me. I’m on…
Category: Bartender
a stoner, a jedi and emergency room surgeon walk into a bar
it was blunt, force, trauma Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the original: Joke Poo: It Was Sewn Shut A taxidermist, a tailor, and a coroner walk into…
The Queen, the Pope and Nelson Mandela walk into a bar
They start discussing forgiveness. – Once a tabloid wrote horrendous things about my family – says the Queen. – But I made sure they were not sued. One must rise above petty…
A rope walked into a bar. . .
A rope walks into a bar and sits down, he turned to the bartender and said "I’ll take a pint of your best.” Bartender: “Get out of here, we don’t serve ropes.”…
Yesterday, at a bar, a girl sat next to me.
Turns out she loves riddles. Her first riddle was: "My husband, my son, and my mother-in-law are now all on a vacation in Miami. Riddle me this: who among us has the…
A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his throat to address the crowd.
"I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers," he says. "I'll give $500 American dollars to anyone here who can drink 10 pints of beer back-to-back." The room goes silent….
Two lawyers walk into a bar/restaurant, order a couple of drinks, and then take out sandwiches from their briefcases.
The bartender sees this, and goes: “Sorry, guys, but you can’t eat your own food in here.” The lawyers looked at each other, shrugged, and then swapped the sandwiches. Joke Poo: The…
A stranger walks into a saloon in a dusty Old West town and orders a whiskey.
All of a sudden, another cowboy bursts through the swinging doors on his horse, and screams, "I'M ELUSIVE JOE! NOBODY'S EVER CAUGHT ME!" Then he spins his horse around and gallops right…
A polar bear walks into a bar
A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down and orders a "Bacardi and……………………………………..cola" Bartender asks, whats with the huge pause? The polar bear says "These? Born with'em…." Okay, here’s my “Joke…
A man is telling the bartender about his nightmares and difficulty sleeping as he sips his beer. Another patron arrives and sits a few stools away, listening to the other guy talking about recurring nightmares from his childhood – monsters under his bed that keep him anxious, worried, and awake all
The second patron is a psychiatrist and feeling compelled to assist, offers the man with nightmares a session at a discount and gives him his card. The psychiatrist finishes his drink and…