The doctor says, "I have a solution. Let's tape it to your left leg so nobody notices the bulge." The man leaves the clinic, sees a woman, and whoosh, his left leg…
Category: Blonde
Blonde goes to the doctor
and says, doctor everywhere I touch is extremely painful. Dr says show me. So she touches her arm and screams ow. Then she touches her leg and again screams ow. Then her…
Three blondes walk into a bar…
You think at least one of them would’ve seen it. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the “Three Blondes” joke, titled “The Data Leak”: Title: The Data Leak…
A man, who is an animal lover, is speeding down a road and accidentally hits a rabbit.
He's distraught to find the rabbit is dead. Another car pulls up, and the driver, a blonde, tells him not to worry. She goes to her car, gets a spray can, and…
A man is telling jokes in a bar
He says to the bartender: I have a nice joke about blondes, want to hear it? The blonde sittung next to him says: just so you know, I am blonde and also…
A blonde is waiting table for a couple of guys, and one of them is telling a load of really obnoxious blonde jokes.
When he goes out to the men's room, the other diner beckons her over and says, "You know, I think Jack could stand to learn that blondes are smarter than he thinks….
A blonde walks into a bar.
She orders a drink just as the bartender turns on the TV. The news is on and says six Brazilian soccer players die in a plane crash. The blonde looks like she…
Two blondes rest on a park bench in Central Park after a late night of bar-hopping in NYC.
It’s a full moon night and Blonde 1 looks up to the sky and says, “What a beautiful moon. Someday, I would like to go there.” Blonde 2 says, “I want to…
Yet ANOTHER Blonde Joke..
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Another Blonde Joke..
What do a peroxide blonde and Boeing 747 have in common? They both have a black box. Joke Poo: The Compost King What do a composting enthusiast and a prize-winning pumpkin have…