Doctor: I have some news. You have a acute angina. Blonde: Thank you, doctor. I am flattered, but I am happily married. Joke Poo: AI in Therapy An AI algorithm is in…
Category: Blonde
A blonde finishes her jigsaw puzzle
Overjoyed, she calls her boyfriend: Sweetie! I’ve completed the puzzle and I did it in less than two months! And what’s so special about that? But on the box it was written…
Did you hear about the blonde who went to the doctor for an ear ache?
She walks into the doctors office. She barges past the receptionist, and she looks in every exam room until finding him in one of his exam rooms with another patient. She says,…
Blonde gets a killer jigsaw puzzle
She calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Her boyfriend asks, "What…
Blonds
u/tNeat-Lab126 A blonde walks into her local precinct. She goes to the desk Sergeant and says she wants to be a detective. He looks at her strange and says OK answer these…
The wine tester
At a wine merchant's warehouse the regular taster died, and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A retired Marine A-4 pilot, drunk and with a ragged dirty look,…
But it’s not your assigned seat
A blonde boards a jet and selects a seat in first class. The flight attendant comes up and offers the blonde a pre-flight drink, looks at the manifest, and asks to see…
Them Blondes
Two blondes rest on a park bench in Central Park after a night of bar-hopping in NYC. It’s a full moon night and Blonde 1 looks up to the sky and says,…
Why do blondes take such long showers?
Lather, rinse, repeat. Joke Poo: Why do programmers take so long debugging? Because they’re stuck in an infinite loop: Fix bug, introduce bug, repeat. Alright, let’s break down this blonde joke and…
Blind man is sitting at a bar
Blind guy is sitting at a bar and announces “Anyone want to hear a blonde joke?” The woman sitting next to him taps him on the shoulder and says “You’re blind so…