Jack walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm and sat next to a blonde just as the 10:00 news came on. A man was on a ledge of a tall building…
Category: Blonde
A blond jock, fresh out of a state-approved teacher prep program, lands a job as a PE teacher for 16-year-old boys.
Out on the field, he notices one boy standing alone while the others are running around having fun kicking a ball. Taking pity, he walks over and says: “Hey, kiddo, you okay?”…
A blonde was sick of all the blonde jokes, so she dyed her hair brown.
Driving down a country road, she spotted a shepherd with a huge flock of sheep. She pulled over and said, “If I can tell you exactly how many sheep you’ve got, can…
The woman and her blonde friend decided to take a fishing trip.
Then went all out, renting all of their equipment along with a cabin on a lake and a boat. Alas, the trip was a bust, and in the end they had only…
A blonde goes ice fishing
One sunny January morning, a blonde decided to try her hand at ice fishing. She gathered up her equipment and headed out onto the ice. She found a spot that looked nice,…
A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet
A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks….
A farmer was selling apple seeds that were supposed to make you smarter.
They cost $10 each. One blonde decided to try. She bought 10 seeds, ate them, and then said: “Wait a minute! For $100 I could’ve bought a whole basket of apples with…
A plane is flying to Toronto when a blonde in economy moves up and sits in first class.
The flight attendant checks her ticket and says, "Ma'am, you paid for economy, please return to your seat." The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Toronto, and I'm staying…
Man at the bar: Jack Daniels, single on the rocks.
Blonde next to him: Jemma Smith, divorced, on the kitchen floor. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original: Title: Code Poo Software Engineer at his desk: “Python…
A Cajun and a Gator
A Cajun walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar and turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you all a…