A blonde city girl named Amy, marries a Colarado rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy. “The insemination man is coming over…
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A union man visits a Las Vegas Brothel.
The madame says "Can I help you sir?" and he says "Yeah, is this a union establishment?" The madame says "No sir." and he says "I only do business with union shops."…
Deficiency…
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease. "Would you mind telling me, Doctor," she…
On a freezing cold winter morning, a blonde and her husband were having breakfast when the radio announcer said:
On a freezing cold winter morning, a blonde and her husband were having breakfast when the radio announcer said: “We’re expecting 8 to 10 inches of snow today. Please move your car…
The Ingenious Gentleman Don Quixote of La Mancha (1605) or simply “Don Quijote” to literature buffs was further adapted to reach a broader, less sophisticated, audience.
That's why you know Don Qui Kong. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” of the Don Quijote joke: Title: Existential Angst Poo The famed existentialist philosopher, Jean-Paul Sartre, spent years…
A lawyer sits next to a blonde on a plane.
The blonde turns to the window to get some sleep, but the lawyer, knowing he's definitely smarter than this lady, decides to make a quick buck off her. He taps her on…
A blonde guy comes home early from work and hears weird noises coming from the bedroom.
He races upstairs and finds his wife, completely naked, sweating and panting like she ran a marathon. “WHAT is going on?!” he shouts. She thinks quick and gasps, “I-I-I think I’m having…
A blonde is driving down the freeway.
She is listening to the radio when the announcer says that two Brazilian men were killed. The blonde immediately pulls over to the side of the road and begins to sob. "How…
A man got on the bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde.
The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls." The blonde continued to look at him for a very…
The billionaire and the mermaid whisperer
A billionaire is sailing his yacht past a lighthouse, and he sees the elderly lighthouse keeper out on the rocks at the base of the lighthouse, getting a blowjob from a mermaid…