A blonde woman was driving along the highway, about two hours outside San Diego, when she saw a man waving her down. His truck was parked on the shoulder, clearly broken down….
Category: Blonde
Boat Ramp Scam Alert!
Two very sexy looking blonde girls come over to your truck while you are getting the boat out of the water. They both start cleaning your boat with sponges and soapy water,…
A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm.
A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn't panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm,…
A blonde walked into a bar
She asked for a double entendre, and the bartender gave it to her Joke Poo: The Librarian’s Query A librarian walked into a research lab. She asked for a grant proposal with…
A blonde moment.
One day a blonde came home from school, excited, and said to her mother, “Hey, Mom! Today in school we learned to count. The other kids could only count to three but…
There was a Redheaded man, a Bald Man and a Blonde man working on the top of a cliff.
The Redheaded man said, "You know, every day it's the same sandwich my wife makes me. I'm so sick of it. If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off…
At the hospital…
A blonde runs inside an emergency room screaming in panic: “Doctor, doctor, how is he?” The doctor says: “I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news… He’s suffered a massive heart attack, three…
Blonde Cop
A blonde driver gets pulled over by a blonde cop. The cop says, "License and registration please." The driver, being blonde, expresses confusion about the license. The cop says, "You know, that…
Blind man and blondes
(My son told me this joke. It’s a bit long) A blind man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a beer. He and the bartender have a nice, but…
A wise man once said: never lie to your wife
Because she only asks when she already knows the answer! Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" based on your original: Joke Poo: The Algorithm Knows A seasoned coder once told his protégé: never…