…. They get nothing done! All the chicken says is “book book book”. All the frog says is “Reddit, Reddit, Reddit.” Joke Poo: A Landlord and a Vacuum Cleaner Visit a Dating…
Category: Chicken
A blind man went to a restaurant.
The owner asked, "Would you like a menu?" The blind man replied, "I'm blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks. I will smell it and order." The confused owner went…
Who is a chicken’s favorite composer?
Bach Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version based on your chicken/Bach joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: What’s a dog’s favorite type of tree? Bark. Alright, let’s dissect this joke and then…
A Horse is watching tv one night…
A Horse is watching tv one night and he turns it to MTV. He sees this pretty good music video of a rock band (this happened a long time ago) and he…
Cheetos and Doritos are going dye free.
Redditors who repost the “Doctor, why is my penis orange?” joke are devastated. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Title: Joke Poo Plant-based chicken nuggets are going fully unseasoned. Vegan influencers who…
Harold got real drunk one night, Ubered home, and snuck in bed beside his wife…
He woke up at the Pearly Gates where saint Peter said,"You died in your sleep Harold." Harold was stunned. "I died? That can’t be right! I've got too much to live for….
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.”
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal….
I thought my dentist was trying to rip me off when he said my teeth needed a scale…
but without it, I'd never know they weigh nearly sixty grams. Joke Poo: The Gardener’s Surprise I thought my gardener was trying to pull a fast one when he said my prize-winning…
A married woman is caught shoplifting a bag of apples.
In court the judge says "I don't usually do this but to set an example, I'm sentencing you to spend a day in jail, one for each apple. That's a week in…
Take Your Kid to Work Day didn’t go as planned.
I had been looking forward to "Take Your Kid to Work Day" for weeks. My eight-year-old daughter was finally old enough to see where her dad went every day. I pictured her…