A hensemble. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo," riffing on the chicken orchestra joke: Joke Poo: What do you call a group of synchronized toilet plungers? A flush mob. Alright, let’s analyze this…
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What do pirates do when they get addicted to seaweed?
sea kelp Okay, here’s a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Joke Poo: What do plumbers do when they get addicted to drain cleaner? They go down the tubes! Alright, let’s dive…
What a coincidence
A chicken farmer went to the local bar. He sat next to a woman and ordered champagne. The woman said : "How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne." "What…
I asked a chicken what kind of books he liked to read
He told me he's a big fan of poultry Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" based on your chicken joke: Joke Poo: The Compost Connoisseur I asked a worm what kind of literature…
Our physics teacher promised us a field trip.
So she turned on a generator. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" based on your physics teacher joke: Joke Poo: The Paleontologist’s Excursion Our Paleontology professor promised us an immersive dig site experience….
A principal of a small middle-school had a problem with a few of the older girls starting to use lipstick.
Though he was a rather stern disciplinarian and a bit of an old fuddy-duddy, he was not primarily concerned with issues of modesty and innocence. Rather, for some reason, when applying it…
My niece (8) was teaching my daughter (6) compound words
Niece: (after just seeing a cockroach) cockroach is a compound word. Cock, roach. Daughter: what's cock? Niece: it's what Dad uses. Daughter: how? Niece: he uses it to seal the holes ants…
The water supply dried up on my friend’s farm.
He hired a dowser and was digging all over his property trying find more water. So I sent him a get well soon card. Joke Poo: The Code Supply Dried Up My…