One day I hope to be a bouillonaire. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, playing on the original’s pun-based structure: Joke Poo: Binary Billionaire I’ve started investing in cryptocurrencies. Bitcoin, Ethereum, and…
Category: Chicken
I just got accused of mansplaining!
(For women reading this, that means "explaining things to women that I didn't need to explain to them") Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” based on your original: Joke Poo: Dogsplaining I just…
Being an alcoholic is gambling with your life.
You liver die. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your joke: Joke Poo: Being a Procrastinator Being a procrastinator is investing in tomorrow… …to find out you’re already…
A boy found a magic lamp one day and out came a genie who exclaimed “I shall grant a single wish that you desire!”
The boy himself was very greedy in life and felt insulted that he was allowed only one wish. "That's it?" He retorted, "All the stories I've heard about you guys usually involve…
Every night, this guy would stumble home blind drunk and lose his dinner right there in the kitchen sink.
Every night his wife would warn him, “One of these days, you’re gonna puke your guts out!” So one afternoon, she decides to teach him a lesson. She cuts up a chicken…
And With That, the Dinosaurs Took Themselves into Extinction
Three big-ole dinosaurs are racing across the desert when they stumble upon a magic lamp. Upon activating it a genie poofs into existence before them. "I have three wishes, and there are…
I got my first cock ring.
Its 25' in diameter and holds 10 chickens. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your provided joke: Joke Poo: My First Wedding Band I finally got my first…
A farmer stopped by the local mechanic’s shop to have his truck fixed.
They thought it might have something to do with the transmission, so they couldn’t repair it while he waited. He told the mechanics that he didn’t live far and would just walk…
My mother keeps confusing Jay-Z with 50 cent
I said that’s Ludacris Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your Jay-Z/50 Cent joke, titled “Joke Poo: Literary Edition”: Joke Poo: Literary Edition My book club keeps confusing…
A man goes to see the Pope. “Your Holiness. I work for KFC, and we’ll offer you ten million dollars to change the reading of the Lord’s Prayer from ‘Give us this day our daily bread’ to ‘Give us this day our daily chicken.'”
The Pope is aghast. "I can't just go changing God's word for money!" The man says, "Fifty million! Now, think of all the good the church could do with all that money,…