Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, riffing on the original: Joke Poo: How do you give a toilet soul? Put it in the…
Category: Chicken
The guy who picked on me all through high school and then became a millionaire just placed a delivery order at my local KFC.
Now I get the last laugh. I gave him original recipe and he ordered extra crispy. Checkmate John, you fucking loser. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, riffing on your KFC revenge…
KFC is experimenting with GMO chickens …
I guess they're looking for something CRISPR. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original KFC/CRISPR joke: Joke Poo Title: Big Pharma’s New Cure Joke: Big Pharma is…
I heard through the grapevine that when General McDonald retired, he bought a farm.
Echo-India Echo-India Oscar Joke Poo: Title: Kernel Sanders’ Secret I heard through the barnyard gate that when Colonel Sanders retired, he didn’t buy a farm. He became the farm. He’s got feathers…
Why does Gordon Ramsey always use protection?
Because he hates FUCKING RAW! Joke Poo: Why Does Bob Ross Always Wear a Lab Coat? Because he’s always concerned about accidental splatter of happy little accidents! Alright, let’s break down this…
A man wakes up with a terrible hangover.
His head is pounding as he opens his eyes and looks around. "Phew… I'm home." He gets out of bed and feels himself. "What the hell? I'm in pajamas." He's never worn…
Timmy is in second grade studying subtraction when the teacher asks, “Timmy, if I have 5 cats and give you 2, how many cats do you have?”
Timmy, “3.” Teacher, “no Timmy, if I have 5 cats and give you 2, I have 3 left. 5 minus 2 is 3. What if I have 5 cats and give you…
[Should be told in person] A woman goes to the doctor and asks about options to augment her breasts. She doesn’t want surgery, so that rules out implants.
The doctor suggests a new technology for her bra that uses the inflatable pump mechanism that was made popular with basketball sneakers. If she helps test the product, she'll get the product…
Poy
So a guy claims he can make any dish in the world so he says to his cheffing community, have a look at my cook book fellas; you'll find every dish known…
I was chopping vegetables and realizing that cooking used to be twice as enjoyable…
I was chopping vegetables and realizing that cooking used to be twice as enjoyable when a jar of spices shot off the rack. I guess thyme flies when you're halving fun. Joke…