Or more tongue-in-cheek? Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of your (rather loaded) question, aiming for a similar comedic structure while changing the core element and avoiding the problematic…
Category: Chicken
Paris. Evening. A hungry tourist mistakenly enters a brothel instead of a restaurant.
Owner approaches him: – Does monsieur desire a girl? – No… – Does monsieur desire a boy? – God, no! – So, what does monsieur desire then? – I’d like a chicken……
I was doing some research and found that vaccines do in fact cause autism
Because vaccines enable children to actually live long enough to be diagnosed with autism Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, riffing on the vaccine/autism joke: Joke Poo: Solar Flare Surprise I was…
Old Mcdonald had a startup
AIAIO Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that old MacDonald joke: Joke Poo: Zen Master’s Spreadsheet A Zen Master was managing his temple’s finances, and on his spreadsheet,…
A dog walks into a bar
A dog walks into a bar and takes the first seat he sees. "What's your poison?" The dog bartender asks. Now, before we go any further, I need to clarify that obviously,…
A man was remodeling his kitchen in French Revolutionary style, when a grenade flew in through the window.
Linoleum Blown-Apart. I'll see myself out. Joke Poo: A Bear’s Bathroom Renovation A bear was remodeling his outhouse in the style of Louis XIV, when a swarm of bees descended upon it….
The country girl and the farm hand
A country girl had walked into town to do some shopping and was walking back when she encountered a farm hand who had done the same. As they were walking together and…
Guy walks into a nice Italian restaurant after the lunch rush with his emotional support alligator
The hostess has an expression of shock, but he smiles, and says “We don’t have a reservation, but I’m wondering – do you serve lawyers here?” She regains a bit of composure…
Fun puns.
I've always wondered if chickens communicated using fowl language. Maybe only when they're egg-cited. An invisible man married an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either. I didn’t think…
The punchline is the name of the site you are on.
A chicken walked into a library, went to the front desk, and told the librarian, “book.” The librarian was confused. “You want a book?” she asked. The chicken replied, “book.” So the…