A guy has been in severe pain all over his body for months. Nothing has helped. At yet another follow-up, he unloads on his doctor. “Doc, I’ve had CT scans, MRIs, X-rays,…
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A man goes to the doctor because he gets so enormous erection every time he sees a woman, that everyone notices.
The doctor says, "I have a solution. Let's tape it to your left leg so nobody notices the bulge." The man leaves the clinic, sees a woman, and whoosh, his left leg…
Blonde goes to the doctor
and says, doctor everywhere I touch is extremely painful. Dr says show me. So she touches her arm and screams ow. Then she touches her leg and again screams ow. Then her…
My doctor recommended a diet rich in pecans, almonds, pistachios, and similar foods.
He was disappointed when I gained 15 pounds in two months. How was I supposed to know that donuts didn't count?! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the…
A man and his wife are at a doctor’s office
They are there to receive the man’s test results. When the doctor says he is ready to see the man, he is too nervous and sends his wife in to find out…
Doctor and the Tramp
I saw this joke in the book: "So Long Yugoslavia", and found it funny: "It happened that the doctor and the tramp (not all tramps are poor) bought a piece of land…
An old lady goes to the doctor and complains about constant farting.
"However, they're always silent and they never smell!" The doctor does a quick inspection, then prescribes her some pills. A week later, the same old lady goes back to the doctor. "I…
A man tells his doctor that his wife hasn’t had sex with him in six months. The doctor then has the wife come in, and asks her why she doesn’t want to have sex with her husband any more.
The woman tells him, "For the past six months, every morning I take a cab to work. I don't have any money, so the cab driver asks me, 'So are you going…
Joke from my granddad, so bad I love it
Man goes to the doctor, tells him “I’ve got this awful headache, paired with a bad cough and my nose is running like crazy!” Doctor says “Okay, can you go over to…
What is the difference…
…between the genealogist and the gynecologist? The genealogist looks up the family tree, the gynecologist looks up the family bush. Joke Poo: What’s the Difference… What’s the difference between a paleontologist and…