And the pharmacist said, "Yes you can." The guy said, "Can I get it over the counter?" and the pharmacist said, "I don't know. Maybe if you take four or five of…
Category: Doctor
[Should be told in person] A woman goes to the doctor and asks about options to augment her breasts. She doesn’t want surgery, so that rules out implants.
The doctor suggests a new technology for her bra that uses the inflatable pump mechanism that was made popular with basketball sneakers. If she helps test the product, she'll get the product…
A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter walks up to a counter in a department store and asks, “W-w-w-where’s the m-m-m-men’s dep-p-p-partment?”
The clerk behind the counter just looks at him and says nothing. The man repeats himself: "W-w-w-where's the m-m-m-men's dep-p-p-partment?" Again, the clerk doesn't answer him. The guy asks several more times:…
A bear cub ambles up to his father…
“Daddy” he asks sheepishly. “Am I a polar bear?” “What are they putting in your head, son? Of course you’re a polar bear. Your mom’s a polar bear, I’m a polar bear,…
My Doctor diagnosed me….
My Doctor diagnosed me with anxiety AND constipation. Now I'm worried shitless! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: My Accountant’s Revelation My accountant diagnosed me with a…
If the Devil wears Prada, then who, pray tell, is God wearing?
ARMANI. "In my father's house there, Armani rooms." John 14:2 Okay, I’ll play! Original Joke: If the Devil wears Prada, then who, pray tell, is God wearing? ARMANI. “In my father’s house…
Two old Jewish guys show up at a convenience store in the middle of the night on Erev Rosh Hashanah
No shit, this really happened. I had just finished live-streaming Rosh Hashanah services at the adult living facility where my parents live. When I finished putting everything away, I stopped at the…
A man goes to the dentist
Dentist: "When's the last time you flossed?" Man: "Don't you remember? You were there." Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: The Dog Walker’s Dilemma A dog walker…
After his 100th birthday an old man gathers around his children, grand children, and great grand children, and speaks:
"My children, I wish to impart some valuable advice. My entire life, I have never smoked. I have never drank alcohol. I have never done drugs of any kind. I have never…
I asked my doctor about using Tylenol as birth control.
He looked at me like I'm crazy, but it says child resistant right there on the cap! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your Tylenol joke: Joke Poo:…