So, I had a friend once who always liked to wear saran wrap shorts. Wherever he went, that's all he would wear – no variation. I begged him to try other shorts,…
Category: Doctor
2 old nearly deaf guys are sitting on a park bench.
When one says to the other. Guy 1 – Boy, sure is windy! Guy 2 – No it's not, it's Thursday! Guy 1 – Yeah, me too, let's go get a beer….
An 80 year old man went for his annual check-up
the Doctor said, "For your age, you're in the best shape I've ever seen." The old man replied, "Yep. It comes from clean living. I know for sure that I live a…
A elderly married couple are starting to lose their memory.
They go to the doctors and he advises that they start to write everything down, that’s the first step. A couple of days later the wife asks her husband if he could…
a woman told her doctor she orgasms every time she sneezes
the doctor said: "are you taking anything for that?" she replied: "yeah, pepper." Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of that joke, titled accordingly: Joke Poo: The Compost Crisis A farmer told…
A man suffered from headaches and didn’t realize it was due to a rare condition
He went to multiple doctors, all of whom couldn't give him an explanation or a solution to the headache. After years of the same symptoms, the man finally found a doctor who…
The ‘Birth of Jane Fonda’ Joke
Henry Fonda is in the hospital, awaiting news of his new baby. Suddenly a doctor rushes in and tells Henry 'You have a new baby daughter but she has an abcess. We…
Need some doctor or medical jokes.
I’m looking for some jokes to cheer up an old guy who is very very unwell in hospital. Dark jokes funny lines basically anything I’m gonna dress up as a doctor do…
My English teacher has had half of his bowel removed.
He now has a semi-colon. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your semicolon joke: Joke Poo: The Gardener’s Toolkit My landscape architect had to replace his entire fertilizer…
I was doing some research and found that vaccines do in fact cause autism
Because vaccines enable children to actually live long enough to be diagnosed with autism Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, riffing on the vaccine/autism joke: Joke Poo: Solar Flare Surprise I was…