One day the husband says to the wife, "Honey, we've been married so long, and we both love each other, but I think we should take a mini marriage-vacation and have a…
Category: Doctor
Bob goes to the doctor with a bump on his forehead. He says, “Doc, I have this red lump. What is it?” The doctor runs a few tests and comes back looking flabbergasted. “Bob, this is incredible…I’ve read about this disorder, but I’ve never actually seen it in person.”
Bob says, "What is it, doc? Give it to me straight." The doctor says, "Bob… There is a penis growing out of your head." "A penis?!" says Bob. "Well, cut it off!"…
Prisoner has his first night in prison
The lights go out. Someone shouts out 65. There is some laughing. Someone else .. 27! A bit more laughing and giggling. The new inmate says to his cell mate – what's…
A pirate goes to the doctor and asks for the moles on his back to be checked
The doctor says “they’re benign”. The prate says “check again matey, there be ten” Happy talk like a pirate day you scallywags. Joke Poo: The Astronaut’s Alibi An astronaut is being questioned…
I went to the doctors the other day. The doc said “So what can I do for you?”…
I said to the doc "Well, for the last month I having been having the same dream. Beautiful girls are running towards me, but I keep pushing them away, I can't go…
Joe, 40, suffers a heart attack and is admitted to the ICU for observation.
Joe’s wheeled into a semi-private room, where another patient is softly snoring away. They hook Joe up to the monitor, tell him to get some rest, and leave the room, which is…
The New Farmhand
A farmer hires a new hand. He looks a little slow, but strong as an ox. He tells him "Toss these hay bales in the tractor", and he does, no problem. He…
A woman visits the Doctor…
A woman visits the Doctor… The woman explains: "Doctor, my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason, idk what to do" The Doctor replies: "I have a cure for that!…
What to do with all these foreskins?
A Jewish mohel with over 50 years of practice had accumulated a huge collection of foreskins during his career. Upon retirement he decided he needed to do something with his collection so…
3 Golf Balls
A man was lying in a hospital bed with his wife by his side. He looked at her and said, “Honey, the doctor said I’m on my last leg. I won’t make…