Doctor – I'm afraid it's bad news. You only have three months to live. Patient – Isn't there anything I can do? Doctor – you could give up alcohol, tobacco, meat, cheese,…
Category: Doctor
Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
Doctor : Let me tell you a story: "There was once a Hunter who always carried a gun wherever he went. One day he took out his Umbrella instead of his Gun…
Boudreaux goes to the doctor
Long Papa Boudreaux goes to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor asks "Boudreaux, you're in great shape for being 80 years old. Whats your secret?" "Well doc" says Boudreaux "I go…
A gynecologist noticed his new patient was a little nervous.
While putting on his latex gloves, he asked, "Do you know how they make these?" She said, "No." He replied, "There's a factory in Mexico where people of all hand sizes dip…
A high-powered attorney ended up in the hospital for a few days – and let’s just say, he was not the ideal patient.
He barked orders, whined about everything, and treated the nurses like they worked for him personally. Most of the staff had just about had it with him… except the head nurse. She’d…
My friend wrote a murder mystery set in the TARDIS…
But gave the end away when he called it a Whodunnit. Original Joke: My friend wrote a murder mystery set in the TARDIS… But gave the end away when he called it…
Breaking News: The founder of /r/jokes is pregnant
Sources confirm the baby will be delivered… but only after 9 months of setup. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the “Founder of /r/jokes is pregnant” joke, titled…
There was an American wrestler from Texas named John who had never lost a match.
There was an American wrestler from Texas named John who had never lost a match – not in high school, not in college. He was a national icon and the pride of…
An elderly man went to see his physician because he had not been feeling well. Some tests were ordered.
The man goes back to the doctor to get his test results. The doctor says, "I'm afraid I have some bad news. You have cancer…and Alzheimer's disease." The man thinks for a…
Man and wife go to urologist with unique complaint
He says doc “I know this may sound weird but my penis just keeps growing and it’s getting awkward . It’s starting to hang out my pants and I keep tripping on…