The podiatrist, flipping through a magazine article titled “10 Signs You Might Be Developing Bunion Pain”, looks up and blinks. "Oh, hello there. What seems to be the problem?" The moth flutters…
Category: Doctor
A guy goes to the doctor and says, “I keep seeing a werewolf, with big sharp teeth.” The doctor says, “Have you seen a psychiatrist?”
The guy says, “No, just a werewolf.” Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: The Poetic Parrot A woman brings her parrot…
A version of me wanted to eat healthily, drink less and exercise more.
But in the end, I decided to be the bigger person. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, aiming to keep the structure and twist of the original: Joke Poo: The Budget Meeting…
The bathtub test
During a visit to my doctors I asked him . . . "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?" "Well" he…
An Oldie About a Quick Thinker
Two US businessmen are on a plane and are seated beside each other. After a while they strike up a conversation to help pass the time. Their talk turns to their impressions…
My dad died
He was in a car accident, and when we arrived at the hospital, none of us knew his blood type, so the doctors couldn't give him any blood. He kept saying "Be…
Everyone is born equal no matter their circumstances.
This lasts for roughly 10 seconds. Okay, here’s the original joke and then my “Joke Poo” version: Original Joke: Everyone is born equal no matter their circumstances. This lasts for roughly 10…
My chameleon won’t change colour
He’s got a reptile disfunction. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the chameleon joke: Joke Poo: The Sculptor’s Block My marble sculptor can’t finish any statues. He’s suffering…
donkey football match
a patient visits a doctor with a problem of having dreams in which donkeys play football everyday patient- "doctor, i get dreams of donkeys playing football everyday, help me " doctor- "…
Visiting the psychiatrist
An attractive young woman visited a psychiatrist and was asked what was her problem. “Well,” she replied, “I can’t stop having sex with men. I never can even make it to the…