If you throw it hard enough! Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the apple joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: Toilet Paper Economy Toilet paper per day keeps the plumbers at…
Category: Doctor
Wife opens letter from the hospital and shows her husband: Why am I so unlucky? First I get diagnosed as being dyslexic, and now they are saying I’ve got tiny tits.
Husband: Tinnitus, you've got tinnitus! Joke Poo: The Doggy Dilemma Original Joke (for reference): Wife opens letter from the hospital and shows her husband: Why am I so unlucky? First I get…
Old man getting a complete physical…
An old man went his Doctor and asked for a complete physical workup. Doc ran him through the tests and then handed him 3 specimen bottles. "The first two you can give…
Maynard says to his buddy, “Hey Bubba, long time, no see! Whatcha been up to?”
Bubba says, "Well, my wife is having another baby!" Maynard says, "Congratulations, dude! Do you know what it is?" And bubba says, "Yeah. It's like a person, only smaller." Joke Poo: The…
A husband and wife go to a restaurant.
The waiter approaches the table to take their order. “I’ll have your biggest, juiciest steak,” says the husband. “But sir, what about the mad cow?” asks the waiter. “Oh,” says the husband,…
A hunter went on a hunting trip to Tanzania.
He wanted to challenge himself by taking on the king of animals: a lion. After the first few days with no success the man decides to go to a known spot where…
Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat
When did this start? When I was a kid. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the goat joke: Joke Poo: The Therapist and the Toilet Paper A patient…
OK, so naked running.
Apparently this means running without GPS, music or any other tech. Wish I'd know this an hour ago… Joke Poo: Gluten-Free Running Apparently, this means running without energy gels, sports bars, or…
Serious illness
A guy comes home from the doctor and says to his wife: – Darling! It’s bad news. The doctor said I have a serious illness and only half a day left. I…
Voted
A man goes to the doctor: – Doctor, I would like to be sterilized. – That’s a very serious decision. Did you ask your wife and children about it? – Yes, we…