So,this young man is about to go on a date with a girl he really likes. He is stressed and wants to have a cigarette before the date,calm his nerves. He pays…
Category: Doctor
A man walks in to the doctors with genital issues..
The doctor says "take off your pants and ill take a look". The man pulls them down and reveals his penis, which is barely the size of a tictac. The doctor tries…
The Golden Screw
This is my attempt at a classic. Or at least I think it’s a classic? I know I’ve seen similar jokes before. There once was a man born with a golden screw…
Why did the lumberjack stay home?
He wasn't felling well. Joke Poo: Why did the plumber refuse to flush the toilet? Because he didn’t want to get bogged down. Alright, let’s chop this joke down to size and…
An elderly woman goes to her doctor and asks for birth control pills.
The doctor is shocked: “Why do you want those?” She replies, “They help me sleep better.” The doctor is a bit confused but thought, "Well, can't hurt" so he prescribes her some….
Death in Teheran
A rich and mighty Persian once walked in his garden with one of his servants. The servant cried that he had just encountered Death, who had threatened him. He begged his master…
An elderly couple decided they want to have a baby
So they went to a clinic to get the husband's sperm tested, to make sure they can conceive. The doctor handed them a jar, and directed them to a private room where…
A man and his wife visited their doctor for a checkup.
The doctor wanted to examine the old man first. After examining him, the doctor said, "I'm surprised—you're in such excellent health!" The old man replied, "I attribute it to my good and…
Cheetos and Doritos are going dye free.
Redditors who repost the “Doctor, why is my penis orange?” joke are devastated. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Title: Joke Poo Plant-based chicken nuggets are going fully unseasoned. Vegan influencers who…
Johns not having it
John is at a bar having a few drinks when a loud, unattractive and very persistent woman comes over to him. She starts talking and really lays it on thick, aggressively flirting…