Man: I want to change my name. Clerk: Well we have strict rules about that. Here's the form, I'll help you fill it. Reason for name change? Man: I hate it ….
Category: Doctor
Another doctor joke
Ralph goes to the doctor and complains that his hearing is getting worse. "Describe the symptoms" says the doctor. Ralph replies "Homer is fat and Marge has blue hair". Joke Poo: The…
A politician visits a remote Native American community.
With news crews following him around as they tour the place, he asks the chief if there was anything the people need. "Well," says the chief, "We have three very important needs….
My wife going deaf?
An elderly man goes to the doctor, very worried because he thinks his wife is going deaf, but he doesn't know how to bring it up without offending her. The doctor says,…
An old couple, both in their 80’s, go to a sex therapist’s office
The doctor asks, “What can I do for you?” The man says, “Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?” The doctor raises his eyebrow, but he is so amazed that such an…
A patient asks his doctor, “Doctor, is there sex after death?”
The doctor replies, "That really depends on your pathologist." Joke Poo: The Data Deluge A programmer asks his AI, “AI, is there usable data after the internet collapses?” The AI replies, “That…
An old man and his wife came in to see the doctor for their aches and pains. The doctor asked, “Are either of you allergic to analgesics?”
Confused, the old man looked at his wife, “Are we, dear? We only tried it once.” Joke Poo: The Tech Support Call An elderly woman called tech support, complaining her new tablet…
A 60 year old billionaire marries a hot 25 year old girl…
After the honeymoon, they throw a party celebrating their marriage. After a few drinks, the billionaire’s friends want to know the secret of how he landed a 25 year old hottie. “It’s…
A Matter of Priorities
My phone rang, my husband's name flashing on the screen. When I answered, his voice was a weak, pained whisper. "Babe… I'm at St. Vincent's Hospital. I had an accident after work."…
A Medical Mystery
An elderly woman went to her doctor and said, "Doctor, I have a very embarrassing problem. I can't stop farting. They're completely silent and have no odor, but it's constant. In fact,…