The door opens, and an astonished elderly nun looks out. "Pardon me, Sister," says one, "but would you happen to have a nun living here who's about this high"? He holds his…
Category: Doctor
Bangkok STD
A man goes to Bangkok on a business trip. While he's there, he decides to sample the carnal pleasures. When he gets back home he notices there's something wrong with his male…
I accidentally swallowed my watch yesterday.
The only thing I could do was sit there and pass the time. Joke Poo: I Accidentally Swallowed a Grammar Book I accidentally swallowed a grammar book yesterday. The only thing I…
A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy.
Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed. Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found three roses carefully placed beside her on…
Man goes to the doctor for his test results
Doctor: “I’m sorry, sir. It doesn’t look good. I’m afraid you only have five longer to live.“ Man: “5 what? Months? Years? “ Doctor: “ 4… 3… 2… 1…” Joke Poo: The…
They missed an opportunity when they invented the mammogram machine
By not calling it a booby trap. Okay, I can do that. Here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: They Flushed It All Away They really dropped the ball when they invented the self-flushing…
I’m Old, Last Night…
I got up so many times last night that if you put a treadmill between my bedroom and the bathroom I'm pretty sure at some point I would be lying on the…
A politician is having a rally in a small town
A man walks up to the politician and tells him that their small town has two problems the first one is that they don’t have a doctor. So the politician whips out…
A man tells his doctor “Doctor, my girlfriend is pregnant, but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How can she be pregnant?”
The doctor considered his question for a moment, and then began to tell a story: “I have a friend who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day, he…
My patient asked, “Doctor, will i be alright?”
I said, Let's see, mercury is in uranus right now. He said, I am not in this astrology stuff. Me: Me neither, my thermometer just broke. Joke Poo: The Plumber’s Horoscope My…