Doctor: I have good news and bad news. Patient: Oh no! What’s the bad news? Doctor: Yoy only have three months to live. Patient: Oh wow – so what’s the good news…
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Prayer
The husband tells the wife that he is going to a 3-day church conference. Wife packs his bag, prepares breakfast for him and says, “Darling, let’s pray together before you leave.” Husband…
At the hospital…
A blonde runs inside an emergency room screaming in panic: “Doctor, doctor, how is he?” The doctor says: “I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news… He’s suffered a massive heart attack, three…
Doctor’s advice for premature ejaculation didn’t go as planned
guy goes to the doctor and says: “Doc, I’ve got a problem. I finish way too fast during sex. I can't enjoy it at all.” The doctor nods and says, “Okay… take…
A man wakes up hungover in an alley with his pants off, and notices two colored rings painted on this dick, one brown, one red
He freaks out and goes to see a doctor to find out what the rings are. The doctor examines them and says "I have good news and bad news. Which do you…
Guy goes to doctor about a sex addiction problem.
Doctor: " what seems to be the problem?" Guy: "well, you see Doctor, I have an uncontrollable sex drive. I have to have sex with my wife 2-3 times a day "…
I like to hibernate during the winter
My family just has to bear with me Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" based on the original bear hibernation joke: Joke Poo: I like to compose symphonies about sanitation My orchestra just…
The doctor says I have ADHD
He told me it stands Attention Deficit-something or other. I kinda drifted off when I saw on his diploma that his middle name was the same as a kid I knew in…
A woman walks into a hospital wheeling her husband with her in a wheelbarrow
She stops at the front desk and talks to the admitting nurse. "Good day," she says. "Something is wrong with my husband. He was very difficult to wake up this morning, he…
A woman visits the doctor…
as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her, "Well, I hope you like changing diapers." She replies, "Oh…