"He had clean underwear on". Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of the provided joke: Joke Poo: The Astronaut’s Report "Houston, this is Apollo 18. We’ve encountered a slight…
Category: Doctor
The diagnosis
A man who recently visted the doctor was sitting around and waiting for a call with his results. After a few days he gets a call from the doctor. Sounding a bit…
Old Couple Goes To The Doctor
After a full checkup, the doctor says, “Everything looks good. How have you two been sleeping?” The old man replies, “Oh, I’ve been sleeping like a baby, Doc. But last night, I…
‘But why are you a lesbian?’ the person asked with curiosity.
I responded… ‘Because I’m allergic to nuts.’ Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo," playing off the original’s structure and surprise: Joke Poo: The Literary Critique "But why did you give…
My friend Maria told me she has a terminal case of the clap.
I said “You’re a goner, Ria.” Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original, titled "Ode to Code": Title: Ode to Code My programmer friend said he wrote…
A small town doctor was renowned for his accuracy on predicting the sex of a child early in the pregnancy
When he was retiring, they asked him how he always got it right. He laughed and said, "I would tell the mother my prediction, and then immediately write down the opposite sex…
My mom died after we couldn’t remember her blood type.
As she died, she kept telling us to be positive, but it’s just hard without her, you know? Joke Poo: My goldfish died after we couldn’t remember its water type. As it…
My surgeon told me…
"Your Patella measures exactly 2.54cms" I said "Inch high knees?" he said "Nin de gu zheng hao wei 2.54 limi" Joke Poo: My Architect Told Me… My architect told me… "Your toilet…
I feel like the quality of pornography has declined in recent years…
It all seems so amateur now Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" inspired by your original joke: Joke Poo: Bathroom Blunders I feel like the quality of public restrooms has…
So I was at this plastic surgery hospital, and the doc asked me to pick any nose.
He wasn't happy when I put my fingers in his. Okay, here’s my attempt, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: The Veterinarian Visit So, I was at this exotic animal veterinarian clinic, and the…