A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course lined with million-dollar houses. On the third tee, the husband said, "Honey, be very careful when you drive the…
Category: Doctor
A woman goes to the doctor looking fantastic: hair and makeup done by a professional, Gucci heels, Versace dress and a Prada purse.
The doctor asks, "What seems to be the problem?" She tells the doctor, "I've been stung by a nasty insect of some kind … but I'm ashamed to tell you where." "It's…
“Are you taking any medications?”
“Just marijuana, doctor.” “And what are you taking it for?” “Everything.” Joke Poo: Title: Are you taking any precautions? “Just bubble wrap, officer.” “And what are you taking it for?” “Life.” Alright,…
I made a helpful suggestion about my wife’s donation bag
My wife told me she had a bag of old clothes to donate. I lazily said, “Why not just throw them out? It’d be easier.” She said, “I’d rather give them to…
As a person with epilepsy what do i call an Ambulance?
Irony on wheels….ok seriously…I had a seizure (im fine i was born with epilepsy survived it 58 years now) so any ways,,,, some one calls 911 and what do the do to…
I made a helpful suggestion about my wife’s donation bag
My wife told me she had a bag of old clothes to donate. I lazily said, “Why not just throw them out? It’d be easier.” She said, “I’d rather give them to…
A couple, both 78, went to see a therapist.
The doctor asked, “What can I do for you?” The man said, “We’d like you to watch us… you know…make love… and tell us if we’re doing it right.” The doctor was…
A truck carrying a penis for transplant swerved and fell into a hole
Now all the kids call it the ding dong ditch Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of that joke, titled “Fertilizer Fiasco”: Fertilizer Fiasco A truck carrying a massive load of fertilizer,…
Doctor, help me. I’m addicted to buying yachts. Is there something you can give me for it?
"I can give you an anti-buy-yachtic." Joke Poo: The Plumber’s Predicament Original Joke: Doctor, help me. I’m addicted to buying yachts. Is there something you can give me for it? “I can…
A man goes in for a checkup and afterwards the doctor comes in and somberly tells him that his kidneys are failing.
The man cheerfully replies “That’s okay, I’m 41. I should be getting my adult knees any day now!” Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the original kidney joke:…