So I've enrolled on a basic woodworking course. He did look concerned when I told him it will probably take me a couple of months to produce. Joke Poo: I Joined a…
Category: Doctor
I just tripped over a box of Kleenex. Ow!
I'm all right though. Just soft tissue damage. Okay, here’s my attempt, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo I just slipped on a pile of discarded diapers. Ew! I’m mostly okay though. Just…
A man walks into a pharmacy
A man walks into a pharmacy and says, “Hi, a doctor told me to get some potassium iodide. Do you have any?” The pharmacist replies, “Sorry, we’re all out, but we do…
A doctor comes into the room, shaking his head at the clipboard in his hands, and tells the patient they’re being moved to the east wing.
"What's in the east wing?" the patient asks, while their bed is rolled down the hallway. "The morgue" replies the doctor. ".. but I'm not dead yet!" says the patient. "It's a…
What happens when you’re late for a bris?
You miss the Tip Off Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke: Joke Poo: What happens when you’re late for a competitive cheese sculpting competition? You miss…
Patient: “Doctor! My stool is never solid!”
Doctor: "You need to get your shit together." Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the original joke: Joke Poo: The Cloud’s Dilemma Cloud Engineer: “My cloud infrastructure… it’s…
I asked my doctor about my prostate health and they gave me thumbs up
I said ‘don’t you typically use just your index finger?’ Joke Poo: The Bakery Inspection I asked the health inspector about the bakery’s sanitation, and they gave me two thumbs up. I…
The experimental surgery
A man sees an ad that promises to make his penis far larger than average. This piques his interest. He calls the doctor, who explains that this experimental surgery involves transplanting part…
Three men are captured by cannibals.
They are taken to the chief, who says they must go into the forest and come back with a basket of the first fruit they find. Under guard, all three men return…
Emergency Room
Nurse – Doctor, there's a man in the waiting room with a broken leg called Mr Bottomly. Doctor – Ok. (Checks notes). And what's his other leg called? Okay, here’s my attempt…