I have a Mike Rowe penis. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on the “Dirty Jobs” penis joke: Joke Poo: “Antiques Roadshow Appraisal” I call my prostate “Antiques Roadshow.”…
Category: Doctor
Why did the skeleton go to the hospital?
It felt bad to the bone. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the skeleton joke: Joke Poo: Why did the sewer go to the plumber? Because it was…
“Seeds are the best!!” “Oh really? Says who??”
“SESAME!” Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” based on the original: Title: Exam Stress Poo “Studying all night is the best!!” “Oh really? Says who??” “PROCRASTINATORS!!” Alright, let’s dive into the comedic seedbed…
A guy is rushed to the hospital and plugged into life support.
He says to the nurse, "If I go into a coma, do me a favour and just pull it. Don't wait, just pull it." The nurse is about to object, but he…
Difference between Guts and Balls
There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions…
Old courtroom transcript reads like a joke. This actually happened…
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No….
An 85-year-old man goes to his doctor for a check-up.
"Doctor," the man complains, "I'm just not happy with my sex life. I only manage to have sex about once a week." The doctor looks at his chart and back at the…
Mom, don’t get alarmed, but I’m at the hospital.
"Son, please. You've been a surgeon there for 8 years now. Can we start our phone calls differently?" Okay, here’s a new joke, “Joke Poo”, based on your original, attempting to maintain…
There was an elderly couple who in their old age noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor.
The doctor told them that they should start writing things down so they don't forget. They went home and the old lady told her husband to get her a bowl of ice…
Little Kate (on phone): My daughter is having high fever and sadly she won’t be able to come to school today!
Teacher: Who is this? Little Kate: This is my mother speaking! Joke Poo: Corporate Drone Bob (on video conference): My intern is experiencing extreme burnout and crippling existential dread, so unfortunately, they…