A man in a white coat approaches her, lifts up the sheet, and visually examines her naked body. He walks away and confers with another man in a white coat. The second…
Category: Doctor
Little Johnny, annoyed by all the rules he has to follow in the house, goes to his dad.
"Dad, I'm 10, but still have to get permission to leave the house, to stay out late with my friends, to skip school, to eat what I want, to buy what I…
A traffic cop is standing by the road.
He sees a new Jaguar speeding and pulls it over. To his complete surprise, the driver is a homeless guy. The cop checks the registration, and sure enough, the car legally belongs…
My doctor told me not to eat anything fatty.
I told him: “that’s impossible. I love burgers too much.” He replied: “you misheard me. I said don’t eat anything, fatty.” Joke Poo: My Yoga Instructor My yoga instructor told me to…
I opened my water bill and electric bill at the same time today.
I was shocked! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” of that original joke: Joke Poo: I Checked My Colonoscopy Results and My Lottery Ticket I checked my colonoscopy results and…
I did an MRI scan of my brain
And they found nothing. Okay, here’s a new joke based on your MRI joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo I sent my stand-up routine in for analysis… and they said it was…
From an exhausted grandparent:
Anyone trying to keep up with a five-year-old knows that Einstein wildly underestimated the amount of energy in a given mass! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the…
Mr Smiths last wishes
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan that would allow him to take at least some of his considerable wealth with him. He called for…
Honest mister! All I Did Was Tell Her!
Upon arriving home, a husband was urgently met at the door by his crying wife. Crashing into his arms she sobbed: "It's the pharmacist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the…
A woman takes her 18 -year-old daughter to the doctor.
Doctor: Okay, Mrs. O'Hara, what’s the problem? Mom: It’s my daughter, Bernadette. She keeps getting these crazy food cravings, she’s putting on weight, and most mornings she’s sick. The doctor gives Bernadette…