He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief…
Category: Doctor
Robert, 85, married Jenny, 25.
Since her new husband was so old, Jenny decided that after their wedding she and Robert should have separate bedrooms, because she was concerned that her husband might overexert himself if they…
I got a call at work from the hospital reporting my wife was critical.
I told them, " Yeah, you get used to that." Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: The Review I got an email from Amazon reporting my new book had received a critical…
A local bar was so sure that its barman was the strongest man around
A local bar was so sure that its barman was the strongest man around,that they offered a standing €1,000 bet. The barman would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into…
I said “Waiter, this spinach is all blackened around the edges!”
He said, "yes sir, it's chard". Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” playing off the original: Joke Poo: Potty Humor I said, “Doctor, this stool sample is all blackened around…
A guy calls his boss and tells him he can’t come into work because he’s sick.
"Sick again?" says the boss. "What is wrong with you now?" The guy says, "I have anal glaucoma." "Anal glaucoma?" says the boss. "What the hell is that?" And the guy says,…
Neighbors baby
Little Johnny's neighbour just had a baby. Sadly, the baby was born without any ears. When the mum and baby came back home from the hospital, Johnny's family was invited over to…
My grandpa could tell the future. He kept trying to warn everyone that the Titanic was going to sink.
But they kicked him out of the movie theater. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” based on your grandfather Titanic joke: Joke Poo: My Aunt Mildred’s Clairvoyant Colonoscopy My Aunt Mildred claimed she…
Don’t ever kiss or sleep with a bird.
You could get a nasty case of chirpees. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the bird joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: Don’t Ever Trust a Cloud Don’t…
Blonde is in a doctor’s office waiting for some test results when the doc enters the room
Doctor: I have some news. You have a acute angina. Blonde: Thank you, doctor. I am flattered, but I am happily married. Joke Poo: AI in Therapy An AI algorithm is in…