What's the most difficult room in the house? The Problem Attic. Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” based on your original, titled… “Constipation Calamity” Constipation Calamity My doctor just told me this one……
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Did you know a vasectomy only works if you tell your wife about it.
Otherwise she will keep getting pregnant. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” riffing on the vasectomy joke: Joke Poo: Did You Know Your Compost Bin Only Works If You Turn…
I went to a glory hole last weekend.
I ended up in the ER. After 6 hours a doctor finally saw me and asked me "How did you poke your eye out?" Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo”…
Why did the doctor send Hannibal Lecter to the asylum?
Because he needed more vegetables in his diet. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on the Hannibal Lecter joke: Title: The Poop Deck Dilemma Why did the pirate captain…
Did you hear about the blonde who went to the doctor for an ear ache?
She walks into the doctors office. She barges past the receptionist, and she looks in every exam room until finding him in one of his exam rooms with another patient. She says,…
This guy’s had a sore elbow and his regular doctor is on vacation, so a friend recommends this alternative doctor he warns is a bit “quirky”
So Bob makes an appointment and goes to see this "alternative doctor", Dr Wang. After introducing himself the doctor asks the man to produce a urine sample. Bob asks him "but I…
An morbidly obese man, desperate to lose weight and having failed a number of attempts, goes to a doctor and begs for a solution.
Doctor – "Well, given that you have tried everything else, I could give you an experimental procedure, which may or may not help." Patient – "I am up for anything doc, it…
A guy goes in for a doctor’s visit. The doctor says, “What seems to be the problem?” And the guy says, “Every morning, I wake up at 5:00, roll over, and have sex with my wife. Then I shower and shave, and we have sex again on the breakfast table.
"Then my ride-sharing partner blows me on the way to work. When I get to the office, I have sex with the receptionist, and spend my coffee break in the supply closet…
What do you call someone who was had the worst grades in medical school?
Doctor Joke Poo: What do you call the plumber who makes the least money in the city? …A drain-dodger (and also, probably still a plumber, because even bad plumbers get paid something.)…
An old man goes to the doctor
The doctor gives the man a new miracle pill that will restore his ability to perform in bed. The old man is extremely happy. "I must warn you," the doctor urged, "at…