… he'd run off after getting the geography teacher pregnant on the same day a development company bought the playing fields to build offices. Her bus caught fire and there was a…
Category: Dog
A blind man went to a restaurant.
The owner asked, "Would you like a menu?" The blind man replied, "I'm blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks. I will smell it and order." The confused owner went…
Yo mama so fat
She ate her laptop because the website said it had cookies in it. Okay, here’s a joke in the style of a “Yo Mama” joke, altered to fit your guidelines and titled…
Oh crap! I just ran a red light!
My dog from the back seat: "Chill, it was gray" Joke Poo: Original Joke: Oh crap! I just ran a red light! My dog from the back seat: “Chill, it was gray”…
A man and his wife are at a doctor’s office
They are there to receive the man’s test results. When the doctor says he is ready to see the man, he is too nervous and sends his wife in to find out…
2 men are sitting at a bar at the top of a skyscraper.
The first one leans over and says to the other, "You know, there's a real weird thing about this building. If you jump out that window over there, the updraft coming up…
The machine was very smart
A man goes into the pharmacy with a sore elbow and asked the pharmacist for advice on how to treat it. The pharmacist shows him new machine they just got in. "Its…
Dad Joke: What do you call it when the waiter brings you the wrong cut of meat?
A misteak Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” playing on the original “misteak” joke: Joke Poo: What do you call it when your dog buries his poop in the garden?…
A dog and a cat are having an argument about which is the favorite with humans. The dog says “humans like use more; they even named a tooth after use, the canine. Naming and important body parts proves they like dogs more.
The cat smiled and says "You know, you are not going to win this one" Original Joke: A dog and a cat are having an argument about which is the favorite with…
Historians continue to uncover details about the knights of King Arthur’s court. Recently discovered knights include Arthur’s abstract painter and Jamaican priest…
Sir Real and Sir Mon. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” based on your Arthurian knight joke: Joke Poo: Unhygienic Habits Archaeologists have made a groundbreaking discovery, unearthing previously unknown members of a…