He didn't see that well Joke Poo: Original: Why did the blind man fall into the well? He didn’t see that well. Joke Poo Title: Why did the comedian fall into the…
Category: Dog
Who is a chicken’s favorite composer?
Bach Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version based on your chicken/Bach joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: What’s a dog’s favorite type of tree? Bark. Alright, let’s dissect this joke and then…
I think my French girlfriend wants to adopt a kitten…
She keeps telling me "we need to have a little chat." Original Joke: I think my French girlfriend wants to adopt a kitten… She keeps telling me “we need to have a…
Why do vampires refuse to drink blood of people who just left the church?
Because it's cross-contaminated. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: Why don’t plumbers like working in haunted houses? Because the pipes are always spirit-leaking. Alright, let’s sink our teeth into this…
A man walks in to the doctors with genital issues..
The doctor says "take off your pants and ill take a look". The man pulls them down and reveals his penis, which is barely the size of a tictac. The doctor tries…
My stoner neighbors got a divorce
But it’s ok because they got joint custody Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: My Taxidermist Friend My taxidermist friend got divorced… But it’s okay, they still have all the stuffed animals…
A woman is pregnant with triplets and gets shot three times
15 years later, one of the boys goes to her mother and says "mum, I was having a piss and a Bulley came out", the mother tells him the story and he…
Why did the Gen Z sushi restaurant go out of business?
It was cooked. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of your sushi joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: Why did the artisanal dog bakery for Golden Retrievers go out of…
What are a snake’s pronouns?
He/hisssssss Joke Poo: What are a sloth’s preferred delivery options? … Slow and ststeady. He/She always chooses Tortoise-Express. Okay, let’s dissect this joke and then build on it. Joke Dissection: Core Concept:…
What do you call a vegetable that’s alright at skateboarding?
Radish Joke Poo: Original Joke: What do you call a vegetable that’s alright at skateboarding? Radish New Joke: What do you call a dog who’s surprisingly good at writing poems? Poodle-itzer Prize…