I got paid in tips. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your circumcision joke: Joke Poo: Dog Grooming Doldrums I used to work as a dog groomer specializing…
Category: Dog
Horatio brought his best friend of many, many years to……
…..the vet as he was concerned about changes happening to his dog. The Rottweiler, whose name was Cerberus, was slowly but surely becoming cross-eyed. During the examination the vet picked Cerberus up…
Transylvania vacation
Bob Hill and his new wife Betty were vacationing in Europe, as it happens, near Transylvania. They were driving in a rental car along a rather deserted highway. It was late, and…
One of the airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business trips.
Anticipating some valuable testimonials, the publicity department of the airline sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip. Responses are…
A rough old general has heard about a unit with the toughest soldiers around and decides to check them out.
After reviewing the troops on parade he visits the medical tent to meet the soldiers. The general barks at the first soldier, "Why are you here, soldier?" "Hemorrhoids, Sir!" "And how are…
The phone bill was exceptionally high. Man called a family meeting to discuss the matter.
Dad: "This is unacceptable, I don't use the home phone, I use my work phone." Mom: "Me too, I use my company phone. I hardly use the home phone." Son: "I use…
Mickey Mouse was seeking a divorce
He consulted a lawyer, but after hearing him out the lawyer told him “I’m sorry, Mr. Mouse, but insanity is not a basis for divorce in this state.” “Gosh, I didn’t say…
Did you hear about the guy who found stir fry all over his bed in the morning?
He'd been sleep wokking. Joke Poo: Title: Joke Poo Did you hear about the dog who kept finding perfectly sculpted clay sculptures around the yard every morning? He’d been sleep barking… at…
I once knew a guy arrested on drug charges, and though he thought he’d get off light, they ended up slapping a bunch of other bogus charges on him, which, added to the fact that his lawyer was one of the worst in the state, eventually led him to being handed a 40 year stint in a max security prison.
That sentence was way too long. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: The Resume I once knew a dog applying for a job as a therapy animal. He thought his…
Early one morning, an elephant knocks over a fence and walks out of the zoo.
A couple of hours later, the police get a frantic call from an elderly woman: "There's an enormous grey animal in my back yard!" The policeman notes without enthusiasm: "Uh-huh. Grey animal….