She got a pen and paper and said, 'thankgod for that, what are they' Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the password scammer joke: Joke Poo: The Dog…
Category: Dog
A guy sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog for Sale.”
Curious, he walks in and asks the owner, “So, what can your dog do?” The owner points to the dog and says, “Go ahead, tell him.” The dog looks up and says,…
Walking my dog through the cemetery. I spotted a man crouching by a gravestone.
"Morning!" I shouted. " "No, just having a shit" Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original, titled “Constipated Chef”: Joke Poo: Constipated Chef Walking through the kitchen,…
Brainwashed
When people tell me that in Mother Russia we all are brainwashed I laugh! I don't think it's funny and I don't want to laugh, but I can't help myself. Okay, here’s…
My first job was as a mannequin in a clothing store window. I was very good at it.
I held that position for a long time. Okay, here’s a new joke based on your original, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: My First Gig My first gig was as a professional…
I’m a corn, not a man!
There was once a man who had a strange and terrifying problem—every time he saw a chicken, he would scream and run for his life. Why? Because he believed he was a…
There once was a woman with 100 children.
There once was a woman with 100 children. She was too tired to give each of them individual, unique names, so she decided to just name them "One", "Two", "Three", and so…
Not one person wished me a happy birthday yesterday.
But it's OK, because it wasn't my birthday. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the original joke: Title: Potty Trained? My dog didn’t make a single mess in…
A woman was telling her neighbour about the supermarket that had opened recently on the outskirts of town.
“It’s very state of the art and designed to make shopping a natural and relaxing experience. It has an automatic water mister to keep all the fruit fresh. Just before it switches…
At my vasectomy consultation, the doctor said, “Now THIS is a big, beautiful penis!”
Then he pulled his pants back up and told me to get undressed. Joke Poo: Title: At the Dog Groomer At my dog’s grooming appointment, the groomer exclaimed, “Wow, this is a…