Because chaos is the natural state of the universe and who is he to interfere? Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” titled: Joke Poo: Why did the dog refuse to…
Category: Dog
“I’d like to see your lunch menu”, I told the waiter
"Excuse me sir, but I just handed it to you." "I know, but I forgot my glasses" Joke Poo: The Architect’s Specs “I’d like to see your building plans,” I told the…
Jesus and the old man…
Jesus was wandering the desert, when he met an old man."What brings you to the desert?" asked Jesus. "I'm looking for my son. I lost him many years ago.""How did you lose…
I recently found out they don’t have the real Mona Lisa in the Louvre
It turns out it's just a painting of her. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” inspired by the Mona Lisa joke: Title: Joke Poo I just learned the hard way…
My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic..
But I refused, If I'm going to have sex, it's going to be on my own Accord Joke Poo: My dog tried to make me pick up his poop with a tiny,…
My boss told me to have a good day…
So I went home. Joke Poo: Title: My Dog Walker Told Me to Mark My Territory… My dog walker told me to mark my territory… So I peed on his leg. Okay,…
A Guy Meets An Actor
Two people start chatting while waiting in line. One of them says, “I’m actually an actor.” The other shrugs. “I don’t watch TV or movies. Not into celebrity stuff.” The actor nods…
On the news today it said they’ve unearthed a sarcophagus in Egypt filled with chocolate and nuts
The mummy was wrapped in gold foil, so they believe it is the legendary Pharaoh Rocher Joke Poo: On the news today it said they’ve discovered a massive compost heap in the…
3 nuns are standing at the gates of heaven, St Peter says they’ll be allowed in if they can each answer a single question
He turns to the first num and asks "who was the first man on earth"? "Adam" she replies. Trumpets sound, the sky lights up, and the gates open for her to enter….
It’s early fall, Joe is out raking leaves…
He sees his chocolate Lab come around the corner of the garage, carrying something in his mouth. The Lab drops it at his feet. It’s the neighbor’s poodle. It’s dead. “Oh, no."…