A guy has spent five years traveling all around the world making a documentary on native dances. At the end of this time, he has every single dance of every single indigenous…
Category: Dog
The billionaire and the mermaid whisperer
A billionaire is sailing his yacht past a lighthouse, and he sees the elderly lighthouse keeper out on the rocks at the base of the lighthouse, getting a blowjob from a mermaid…
I told my girlfriend I was leaving her.
"Is it because I make fun of your little willy?" she asked. "Not really," I told her, "I've just never been that into you." Joke Poo: The Dog’s Truth I told my…
2 Economists are walking down country side
They see a bull turd One of them goes: “He-he, i’ll give you $1,000 if you eat it” The second one starts gobbling it up, finishes it all “You owe me $1,000”…
What do you call a promiscuous woman that is mathematically inclined
It's the thot that counts. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, riffing on the original while trying to maintain a similar structure and unexpected twist: Title: Joke Poo What do you call…
A Geordie was so devoted to his pet dog that when it died
he wanted it commemorated in the form of a gold statue. So he went to a local jeweller’s shop and asked: “Can ya make me a gold statue of ma dog?” “Certainly,…
My wife says I never listen
… or something like that. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the “My wife says I never listen…” joke: Joke Poo: My Dog’s Therapist My dog’s therapist says…
I’ve decided to write a book about all of the things I should’ve done in my life.
It’s my oughtabiography Joke Poo: I’m compiling a comprehensive list of all the times my dog almost buried his bone in the garden… It’s my near-bone disposal! Alright, let’s dissect this pun-tastic…
A 7-year-old & 4-year-old are in their bedroom.
“You know what,” says the 7-year-old, “I think it’s time we started swearing. When we go downstairs for breakfast, I’ll swear first, then you.” “OK,” says the 4-year-old. Mum asks the 7-year-old…
Joe goes to a fortune teller and she tells him he’ll have unspeakable grief in 12 years.
He was feeling pretty down when he left, so he got a puppy to cheer himself up. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your prompt, titled “Compost Catastrophe”:…