He always asks me why, and I say: -Because to the little bug, you're a giant monster. Today, on our way to school, I was disgusted by a poo on the pavement….
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My cousin always says he has a photographic memory
That's because it needs developing Okay, here’s the original joke and then my “Joke Poo” version: Original Joke: My cousin always says he has a photographic memory. That’s because it needs developing….
What is the fear of seeing all species of donkeys at once called?
Thalassophobia Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original: Joke Poo: The Unflushed What do you call the obsessive need to document every instance of your dog defecating?…
A woman doesn’t come home one night. The next day she tells her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend’s house. The husband calls his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them know anything about it.
A man doesn’t come home one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had slept over at a friend’s house. The wife calls her husband's 10 best men friends….
So Schrödinger’s cat walks into a bar
and doesn't Joke Poo: Pavlov’s Dog Walks Into a Bookstore Pavlov’s dog walks into a bookstore… and drools incessantly at the ding of the security alarm. Okay, let’s break down this Schrödinger’s…
A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm.
A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn't panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm,…
Life is like a wiener
Sometimes it's up, sometimes its down. But it's never gonna be hard forever. You still got a take it every day, day-by-day. So grip it tight when it starts to sway, Even…
The hardest things to say in life…
I'm sorry I was wrong Worcestershire sauce Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version based on the provided joke: Joke Poo: Unfortunate Bathroom Graffiti The most regrettable things to see written on a…
This ad actually ran in the Atlanta Journal
SINGLES AD This ad actually ran in the Atlanta Journal: "SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship. Ethnicity is not important. I'm a very good-looking girl who LOVES to play. I enjoy long…
Jim my husband and I went into town and visited a shop.
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, Jim my husband and I went into town and visited a shop….