And then a table, a chair, and finally a wall. Joke Poo: Title: A Clumsy Magician’s Entrance Joke: A magician walks onto a stage. And then a trap door, a disappearing cabinet,…
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A blind guy walked into a bar
He yelled out ow my head! Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version based on the “Blind Guy Walked Into a Bar” joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: A Clumsy Cloud A clumsy…
A communism joke
A journalist interviews a farmer: "if you have two bungalows, are you willing to give one to the country?" The farmer, without hesitation, "sure! For communism!" Journalist: "if you have two tractors,…
1939. Soviet Union.
A man is reading a lecture in an auditorium. Lecturer: Two plus two equals six! – Two plus two equals four! – shouts a man from the crowd, and vanishes for fifteen…
Everything is understood through comparison.
A poor farmer came to the priest, complaining about how miserable his life was and how badly he was suffering. The priest asked him to allow a stray dog to live in…
Best names for a roomba
I named mine Floorence the Machine Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the Roomba joke: Joke Poo: Best Names for a Smart Toilet I named mine John Wayne….
So the third grade teacher asks the class, “Can anyone give an example of a long compound sentence?”
Mary stands up and says, "My mom gets up early every day and she brushes her hair, does her makeup, puts on her prettiest dress, nicest earrings, her highest heels; then she…
A penguin’s car starts to feel a little weird when he’s driving it so he takes it to a mechanic…
The mechanic takes it in and lets him know that it will be a few hours before he’s able to get it fixed and to just stay around the area. The penguin…
The battlefield quickly turns into an orgy.
Cupid: sorry! These are the only arrows I have. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Title: The Potting Shed Debacle The community garden quickly became… fertilizer central. The Gardener: Sorry! These are…
By now, we all know to be careful what you wish for if you free a genie. My friend wasn’t and his wish for “a foot long that’ll please the ladies” was granted.
He now sells hotdogs from a street cart. Joke Poo: The Bard’s Wish By now, we all know to be careful what you wish for if you summon a fairy. A local…