Clearly don't know their ass from a hole in the ground Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the original: Joke Poo: People who use “rouge” when they mean…
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Yo mama so clumsy
She tripped over a wireless network Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version based on your original “Yo mama so clumsy” joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: My dog is so technologically inept, He…
A man doesn’t know the meaning of true happiness until he gets married.
And then it's too late. Joke Poo: A dog doesn’t know the meaning of true contentment until he finds the perfect fire hydrant. And then it’s marked by every other dog on…
Omar Epps moved nextdoor to Chris Hemsworth.
Initially they didn't talk much, but after a little time they started having family get-togethers. They became good friends for a while, even going so far as to have little decoration challenges…
A Proctologist Goes To The Grocery
… as he's looking over produce a familiar female voice calls out "Hey Dr. Jones." To his embarrassment, Dr. Jones stammers a bit unable to recall how he knows who this woman…
Why did the fat emu feel left out?
Because he was ostrich-sized. (Copyright my son and me) Original Joke: Why did the fat emu feel left out? Because he was ostrich-sized. Joke Poo: Why did the shy cloud feel ashamed?…
I told my girlfriend she should embrace her mistakes…..
She gave me a hug Joke Poo: I told my dog he should bury his mistakes….. He dug up the neighbor’s prize-winning roses. Okay, let’s dissect this joke: Original Joke Breakdown: Setup:…
I worked on that “old” joke from earlier and I also read a lot of the comments, and so I came up with this. I was hoping it that it was a little funnier to read.:
There were two girls named Patty who worked at a bank, Patty Green and Patty Black, so naturally everyone called them by their full names. One day, Keith Richard's son came in…
Did you hear about the guy who ejaculated for four hours straight?
He should have expected it though. It was a long time coming. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” riffing on your original: Title: Joke Poo Did you hear about the…
A dog goes to a Western Union office to send a telegram
The clerk asks the dog what to put in the telegram and the dog says, "bark bark bark woof bark bark woof woof woof." The clerk tells the dog, "you're paying by…