A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that…
Category: Dog
A dog owner is with his dog in a park
He says "Rex, how many ducks are in the pond?" Rex runs to the pond, comes back and barks 4 times. Some guy watching this goes to the pond and sees there's…
The good news about erectile dysfunction is that it can be cured by diet and exercise.
The bad news is trying to get your wife to diet and exercise. Joke Poo: The Stool Softener The good news about chronic constipation is that it can be cured by diet…
My wife caught me when I was masturbating.
Never doing that on a ladder again. Okay, here’s a joke riffing on the original, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: My dog caught me while I was practicing my ventriloquism. Never doing…
car accident
While driving, I swerved to avoid a dog, lost control, and fell into a ditch. As I crawled out, all dirty and scratched, a beautiful woman stopped her car and asked, “Are…
My wife and I are a 9 to 5 couple.
She’s a 9, I’m a 5 Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” inspired by your original, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: My dog and I are a “retrieve” team. He…
What is July 4 to those who have lost their independence?
In Depends Day Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the “July 4th/Depends Day” joke: Joke Poo: What is Thanksgiving to a family who forgot to thaw the turkey? In-digestion Day. Alright,…
My son was just born, and another dad at the nursery, congratulated me, and said his daughter was born yesterday said maybe they’ll marry each other someday.
Sure, only if my son is into marrying someone twice his age…yeah right! Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of your joke, titled… well, titled “Joke Poo.” Joke Poo My dog just…
Father John and Blossom
I've had this one for a couple decades now. I think it still works. A newly ordained priest was assigned to a quaint little town and he arrived on a nice sunny…
Married couple
discussing erectile disfunction with a surgeon. "Well medication is not helping so we would have to operate. You have 3 options" "We can do reconstruction of your pubococcygeus muscle. Level 1 surgery…