He said the only constant in life is change. Joke Poo: Title: My Dog’s Stash My dog used to bury bone-shaped dog biscuits all over the yard. One day, I asked him…
Category: Dog
Autopsy Club
Super excited about the amateur autopsy club I just joined. Tuesday is Open Mike night! Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" riff on the autopsy club joke: Joke Poo: Dog Grooming Circle Super…
I often tell my wife she looks like Charlize Theron in her Oscar winning performance.
Thank god she still hasn’t look that one up. Okay, here’s a joke riffing on the original, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: I often tell my dog he reminds me of Lassie…
Tonto
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight…
I told my wife that if sex was an Olympic sport I’d win a Gold medal..
In the singles division.. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original joke, titled "Joke Poo": Title: Joke Poo I told my dog that if begging for food…
I set my cruise control exactly how my grandpa likes it.
Pegged at 80. Okay, I understand the goal. Here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original cruise control joke: Joke Poo: Toilet Training Technology I programmed my smart toilet…
I was driving behind a cereal truck when it lost its cargo
My car was Totalled. Okay, here’s a joke inspired by the original, playing with the same setup-punchline structure and a pun: Title: Joke Poo I was walking behind a dog groomer’s van…
My girlfriend used to punch me in the face when she had an orgasm.
I didn't mind much until I found out she was faking them. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of that joke, titled "Doggy Disappointment": Joke Poo: Doggy Disappointment My…
A guy was convicted of using too many commas
The judge gave him a long sentence Joke Poo: Title: The Dog Walker’s Dilemma A dog walker was fined heavily for leaving too much dog poo on the sidewalk. The judge gave…
My wife said that for our next love making session, she’d like to re-enact a movie she recently watched.
28 Years Later Okay, I’ll give it a shot. Original Joke: My wife said that for our next love making session, she’d like to re-enact a movie she recently watched. 28 Years…