i was so confused because earlier i asked security if i could take a picture and he said yes Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of that joke, titled "Dog Park Dilemma":…
Category: Dog
I was in the waiting room for my psychiatrist, chatting with the woman next to me. She goes, “Ugh, this heat is killing me! And it’s my first week as a dog walker.”
I leaned back like…how the hell does this crazy bitch know my name is Walker?? Joke Poo: Title: Mistaken Identity Crisis I was at the DMV, waiting for my number to be…
Sometimes I like to masterbate to fictional characters I think should get together…
I call it shipping and handling. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the original, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: Competitive Gardening Sometimes I like to aggressively fertilize my…
I dropped a couple shirts off at my local laundromat, the clerk said “come again!”
I said "no, this time it's toothpaste." Joke Poo: At the Pet Store I dropped off my dog at the local dog groomer, and the clerk said, "He looks a little rough…
I saw a dog driving a car
I was going to call the police, but then I saw him signal before turning. I didn't even know that was possible in a BMW Joke Poo: I saw a squirrel operating…
All the women i ever hooked up with told me i belonged in the Guinness book of world records
For causing the most amount of disappointment in the least amount of time Okay, here’s a new joke based on your template, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo All the dogs I’ve ever…
Reversing the news
After performing a thorough exam of his new young patient, the obstetrician remarked, “Mrs. Parsons, I have some really good news for you, I have confirmed—” “–Pardon me,” she interrupted, “it’s actually…
I recently dropped 8 1/2 pounds
I hope my friend’s baby is OK Okay, I’ll play along. Here’s your "Joke Poo" version, riffing on the original: Joke Poo: The Compost Heap I recently added 12 cubic feet of…
A woman finds a gnome hiding in her house during winter
She tries to shoo the gnome out with a broom, and it says "I'm not going out there, it's bloody cold!" The woman says "I don't care! Go find a tree or…
Where does the Devil buy his steaks?
In the deli of the beast Joke Poo: Where does a dog filmmaker get his close-up shots? In the tail of the beast. Okay, let’s break down this devilishly delicious joke: Original…