Their score is better the less strokes they take. Joke Poo: Chronic Nappers Chronic nappers must hate competitive hot dog eating. Their ranking is better the less wieners they take. Alright, let’s…
Category: Dog
Hot out
It was so hot out today, I saw two fire hydrants fighting over a dog. Okay, here’s a new joke riffing on the "Hot Out" joke, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo It…
Do I know anything about rhetorical questions?
Well, does a bear shit in the woods? Joke Poo: Title: Do I Know About Dog Grooming? Do I know anything about dog grooming? Well, does a poodle shed glitter? Alright, let’s…
What do you call someone who dies in the most chill way possible?
A casualty Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your joke: Joke Poo: What do you call a dog that’s really good at cleaning up after itself? … A…
I only own 2 types of clothes. I wear my gym clothes when I exercise. For formal occassions
I wear my James clothes. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: Dog Poo I only have two kinds of dog bags. I…
My biggest fear when I die is
My wife will sell my guitar collection, not for what each one is worth, but for what I told her I paid for each. Okay, here’s a new joke riffing on the…
I have a pet newt. I named him “Tiny”.
because he's my newt. Original Joke: I have a pet newt. I named him "Tiny" because he’s my newt. Joke Poo: The Dog’s Business I have a pet dog. I named him…
A man was sitting at the bar looking dejectedly into his bottle of beer.
“You look pretty down,” said the guy on the next stool. “Wanna talk about it?” “I dunno,” sighed the first man. “It’s just that this time last year I had a fantastic…
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Because he can. Because he can't make a fist. Joke Poo: Original Joke: Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist. Joke Poo: Why does a politician…
What are your dogs’ names?
Me: "Calvin and Klein." "Isn't that a brand of underwear?" Me: "Exactly, they're boxers." Joke Poo: What Does Your Garden Grow? What are your plants’ names? Me: "Diesel and Unleaded." "Isn’t that…