I simply replied its a "piece of cake" Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your provided joke, titled "Potty Trained Poo": Original Joke: My friend asked me how…
Category: Dog
Pug life
I bought the wife a pug last week, and despite the bulging eyes, flat face and rolls of fat, the dog seems to like her. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke…
About neighbors and a rabbit
A nice family of mother, father, two kids and a pet rabbit live in a bourgeois suburb. Next to them lives a couple with a dog. It is a sweet dog, good…
What do you call kinky pasta?
Fetishine. Joke Poo: Title: What do you call a poorly trained canine psychic? Punchline: A medium rare dog whisperer. Alright, let’s analyze the "Fetishine" joke. Elements of the Original Joke: Setup: "What…
I asked my wife if she’d prefer to eat a goat-baby, a pig-baby or a matta-baby.
She asked; what’s a matta baby? Nothing, I said. What’s a matter with you, baby? Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of that joke: Joke Poo: The AI Assistant…
My wife says I ruined her birthday.
Which is impossible! I didn't even know it was her birthday. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version, keeping the spirit of the original but twisting the elements: Joke Poo:…
Guys eyesight starts failing and he goes to the doctor
The doctor does a bunch of tests and says I’ve got good news and bad news…. The guy says give me the good news first …. The doc says ….. You’re getting…
Three drunk men are walking back home on a Thursday night.
(Originally a Jordanian joke) Three drunk men are walking back home on a Thursday night. They get lost on their way and mistakenly take a wrong route. They enter a narrow alley…
A mother walks up to her only son and says “John, am I a bad mother?”
And her son says "My name is Paul!" Joke Poo: The Exasperated Intern A seasoned CEO calls her newest intern into her lavish office and sighs, "Brenda, am I a difficult boss?"…
After conducting research I can conclude that false advertising negatively affects 1 in 10 people.
It's more like 9 in 10 people but I'm just trying to be positive about it. Joke Poo: After researching dog food commercials… After thoroughly examining dog food commercials, I can confidently…